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Gaming => Red Dwarf => Topic started by: Arnu on 15 August 2008, 14:44:13



Title: Space Corps Directive Response list
Post by: Arnu on 15 August 2008, 14:44:13
OK as some point someone is going to invoke a space corps directive we need a list of responses that Holly can give.

Here's some to start with:

  • But we don't have a Rabbi available to perform that particular ritual

  • I don't see how dressing in 14th century clothing whilst reciding Harry Potter has any barring on the situation.

  • Well that's just plain rude if you ask me.

  • Well it's not Tuesday for a start

  • You've got a point, not a very good point but it's a point none the less

  • As far as I'm aware no-one has tried to put a root vegitable in to the G-String of a Junior Male Officer.

  • That's not even a real Space Corp Directive
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  • Well of course it's bigger on the inside

  • I keep thinking it's Tuesday.

  • Don't you mean Space Corps Directive 2246893-218b

  • Yes I could do that but It would require destroying the universe (Twice)

  • I agree drunk crew members should not use the skutters for urinating on

Well that's all I have for now.  Anyone else have any ideas