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Title: Management Speak Post by: CrazyFrog on 20 April 2012, 12:21:42 Hi all,
I thought I'd share some the management/consultant drivel speak I'm subjected too these days. Some of them are the normal junk you expect. You must get all your ducks in a row. best practice This is a real classic Can 9 women make a baby in a month (It was used in a resources issue) There are a couple more, but cannot think of them currently. I only things that have been reinforced is. I'm in the wrong job, studying the wrong subject and if I speak total $*&%$% I too could earn big bucks for doing nothing. I'll add more classics when I can remember them, if I'm not asleep in the meeting or laughing at the BS. Title: Re: Management Speak Post by: CrazyFrog on 15 June 2012, 10:18:07 Here’s some new ones for you all.
“That’s a bit above my pay grade” I thought this was quite a funny one, however I was watching The Adjustment Bureau at the weekend and someone in a hat came out with the same quote. So now I’m looking at this guy to see if he wears a hat, if so I’m stealing it and using its powers! lol. Another one is. “The exam question is.........” the blah blah blah |