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The north was nice and the beetles here where fat juicy and slow, they knew nothing of Jedrts especially not ones as cunning or as daring as him and the few larger animals who had mistaken him for food themselves would bear the memory of Jedrt teeth and fury for the rest of their lives. George was happy & the back of Laura's neck was the best nest hole he had ever had even if it did move about and give him strange dreams......


to be continued


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In real life I'm a cat bad. in a fantasy world I'm a Jedrt bed. success.

I'm a cat-bed-for-hire, who dreams of going full time and offering services to fantasy animals as a sideline.

George woke up, from a very strange dream, behind Laura's neck he could smell a very large and very juicy beetle indeed.

to be continued....


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Is Laura seriously going to be killed by a Jedrt?

Are you a large and juicy beetle?  ???

I'm just worried he's going to mistake Lauras spine for noms  ;D

George likes Laura, why would he want to kill her? I am sure your just getting paranoid

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Oh right, and who could have caused this? :P

http://www.bigbangburgerbar.co.uk/Forum/index.php?topic=1980.msg6589#msg6589

Either of both acting separately or heaven for fend together, but not me I am nice and fluffy at least especially by comparison & would never go beyond gentle teasing. Particularly when the player in question is so lovely. Dat on the other hand was the exception which proved the rule & seems to like & expect people to be mean to it silly Squirrel

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he is delusional & that's a fact

Getting back on topic

George liked the north even if the stone halls of Inkosintaba's barracks and officers palaces are poor hunting and full of people who have to be dogged because they have great flat feet and the wits of a particularly stupid beetle. When you caught something it was well worth the effort and the flying insects where quite exquisite in flavour and though they where not particularly nutritious George liked crunching the wings he also liked crunching the crispy fried breads that where made in the barracks  kitchens even if the stupid people who made them begrudged one to a Jedrat, not that the half witted makers could do more than yell and shout "Rat" and some times throw things which always missed. George found this amusing and wondered what it would be like to be as big as slow and clumsy as a human. He had dreamed of being that size & other things he did not understand what was a war strider and was the being called First and Forsaken Lion another mother killing monster that he had to slay?   

George wondered if Laura would like them since she apparently didn't have the same taste for a good beetle he did, he would have to get her one with that he stretched and went of hunting.



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