Dwarf Girls Aren't Easy!

[Snakes in the Tiki Lounge]

But they do rock. This is a thread dedicated to Dwarves of a feminine nature. Art of such rare creatures is hard to come by on the internet, as at times the internet is almost as misogynistic as the most uptight of Dwarven Societies. If you have a stash of work-safe Dwarf girls, share the wealth!

Otherwise there follows a selection of images that I have culled in my travels. All Beard Jokes should be addressed to the lady with the Large Axe, by the door.

Note- May take time to load, I'm afraid, there's a few. Also, All pictures below can be traced back to Deviantart. Some of them are Specifically WoW related, some are specifically DnD (including one from Faerun.)














From right to left:
Half-Elf, Human, Halfling, Gnome, Half-Ork, Dwarf, and Elf.



























Definately not an elf. That's one dwarfy...dwarf. >_>

[Snakes in the Tiki Lounge]

Also, from the DnD Galleries;

[CrazyFrog]

Well, if you listen to Gimli (LOTR 2Towers opening), people think Dwarf girls not exist.  (That's one for Darwin to think about  )

[Tombwalker]

Of course they exist.  They just use stick on beards in the realms of Tolkien.

[Hard Rain]

In Tolkien's Middle earth, female dwarves have beards and are indistinguishable from males. The culture is such that Female dwarves are even less likly to mix with the other peoples than their male counterparts though dwarves are fairly isolationist having had bad experiences with social contact even with "good" peoples.

They are also a bit rare as I think form one of the appendices to Return of the King it said that the ratio of males to females amongst dwarves at birth was 2:1 not approximately  1:1 as it is with humans.

I would play a female dwarf they are very cool and so is the artwork even if its given to being a bit too cute for the grim people of stone that are the Dwarves.

[Snakes in the Tiki Lounge]

Tolkein is a four letter word.

That sour old fart was far too obviously fapping about his 'perfect creatures' the Elves.
Fun fact; Tolkein also claimed that to an Elf, the act of sex is basically exactly the same as marriage. Also, there is never ANY extramarital sex between elves, because they just know and just wouldn't.
Fun Fact; He also stated that if you were to rape an Elf, it would instantly die on the spot.

Which would technically make you an Instant Widow, I guess.

Stupid Tolkein.

He only wrote the dwarves as an even remotely empathic race, (rather than a mean spirited race of bearded goblins, basically), because he slipped up and made his children's-book featuring a different type of dwarf, part of his pet project world. (The Hobbit having been originaly concieved as entirely seperate, I understand).

He had no interest in his Dwarves as a people, (only working on them slightly more than his Orcs which almost entirely exist to recieve heroic swords, blade first). So really, I do not consider him REMOTELY an authority on the Race, let alone worthy of emulating.

Not that I have strong opinions on the subject or anything!

[Tombwalker]

Going form the abundant other sources of how dwarves are, I would agree that dwarven women can be cute, just like any other race.  There are also some butt ugly ones too but no one writes about any one of the less attractive members of either sex. 

Anyone want to play an ugly elf?

[Dat]

I'll play an obese elf. Something in a non-physical class like wizard or summat.