Management Speak

[CrazyFrog]

Hi all,

I thought I'd share some the management/consultant drivel speak I'm subjected too these days.
Some of them are the normal junk you expect.

You must get all your ducks in a row.
best practice

This is a real classic
Can 9 women make a baby in a month
(It was used in a resources issue)

There are a couple more, but cannot think of them currently.


I only things that have been reinforced is.
I'm in the wrong job, studying the wrong subject and if I speak total $*&%$% I too could earn big bucks for doing nothing.

I'll add more classics when I can remember them, if I'm not asleep in the meeting or laughing at the BS.

[CrazyFrog]

Here’s some new ones for you all.

“That’s a bit above my pay grade”

I thought this was quite a funny one, however I was watching The Adjustment Bureau at the weekend and someone in a hat came out with the same quote.  So now I’m looking at this guy to see if he wears a hat, if so I’m stealing it and using its powers! lol.

Another one is.
“The exam question is.........”  the blah blah blah