04.03 Hey let's go the that place called the Demon Crags!!!!

[PM]

We hire a boatman to take us down river to the point marked on the map.

We are ambushed by gnolls firing poisoned arrows. They are dealt with but not before Rogan Josh (Dwarf!) fails two poison checks and dies of having 0 CON. Leorn cure the poison and damage but cannot revive him so casting Gentle Repose his preserved body is sent back to the temple at Red Gorge until we can return and raise him from the dead.

[Steve]

Great .. dead again..... tell you want just do a flamin "Create Undead" and I'll go round as an Uber-Zombie. At least I won't have to worry about poison..... or dying come to that! 

[slug]

Whilst I may not be there in person Entwhistle is and he says screw raising Rogan Josh lets recruit a proper fighter that can stand in front of me and guard me properly whilst I deal winged death.  I would prefer a Dwarf so I can fire over the top of him and preferably one not infected with lycanthropy, let him not be multi classed so he can fight properly.

Does Rogan Josh have any kin that can claim the magic he carries (we used to have some decent magic armour) name of Sag Aloo, or Chicken Balti?

[PM]

Dear customer,

 Re you've baggage claim. Our records show that only a dwaven body was shipped to our holding area and the other allegedly magic items were not shipped with this consignment. If they were sent separately you would have to supply the appropriate docket number for us to investigate.

Thankyou for your custom.




  Oh dear we might have accidentally kept them ourselves  :wink:

[Steve]

Just thought I'd let you all know .....

Other than an old ( even for a dwarf ) Grandmother poor Rogan Josh never had any other Kin. His Clan weren't particularly upset with his passing as he was a rubbish miner and ( to be honest ) a bit of an embarrasment as a Dwarf. However since he was a clansman they gave him ( almost ) full honors and dumped his body down mineshaft 13 ( the one no-one wants to go down ), where over time his body would become preserved in lime and used to frighten small dwarves...... thus ends the sad tale of Rogan Josh.

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On the bright side I have created a new and even more annoying character to torment you all with ( when I can make it  ).

[Deebee]

Would you really want a fighter in front of you called "Chicken" balti? 

[slug]

I usually stand behind a Dwarf whose other "unofficial" name is Runs Like a Crazy Ape.  Ook