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Uxbridge English Dictionary entries
Catleprod:- cat which likes poking people or animals
Polyandry:- Collective noun a large number of blokes called Andy all married or equivalent to women called Polly
more and funnier welcome.
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I heard a couple on the telly at the weekend.
Milton Jones on Mock the Week:
"I think that elephants are over protected... well that's easy for me to say, sitting here in my ivory tower..."
Also, Tim Vine on Live at the Apollo:
"the advantages of easy origami are two-fold..."
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More Uxbridge English dictionary entries
Hedlibore- some one to avoid talking to at a party
Velociraptor- contraction for a an unfortunate accident involving a tree as in "Millicent drove at such a velocity she warped he car round a tree"
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what do you get if you cross a cow with a wallaby
A KangerMoo
& dont forget the Cheesy jokes event at Friends of Spirit Games on Sunday 31st of July
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I did
But here is what would be my entry
How many sheep does it take to change a light bulb?
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No idea, how many sheep, (Do I have to count them and fall asleep
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I dont have OCD.
I've checked, 3 or 4 hundred times.
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Heard about the cow with bipolar disorder
She had terible MOOooDSwings
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Lets try again
Q how many sheep does it take to change a light bulb
A EWE will never guess
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