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« on: 12 June 2011, 05:02:44 »
1 Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.

2 Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

3 A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”

4 A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat

5 The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.


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« Reply #1 on: 12 June 2011, 06:56:54 »
Please consider this something of a challenge, likely a simple one considering all the habitual Punsters in the Gaming community in general and on the burger bar in particular


Lads & Lasses feel free to let your worst or for that matter any Puns Rip


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« Reply #2 on: 13 June 2011, 05:02:07 »
Although she was afraid of mice, it didn't keep her from eeking out a living at a pet store.


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