Jokes

[EvilGinger]

Uxbridge English Dictionary entries


Catleprod:- cat which likes poking people or animals
Polyandry:- Collective noun a large number of blokes called Andy all married or equivalent to women called Polly

more and funnier welcome.


 Ginger

[HairyDogWalker]

I heard a couple on the telly at the weekend.

Milton Jones on Mock the Week:
  "I think that elephants are over protected... well that's easy for me to say, sitting here in my ivory tower..."

Also, Tim Vine on Live at the Apollo:
  "the advantages of easy origami are two-fold..."

[EvilGinger]

More Uxbridge English dictionary entries

Hedlibore- some one to avoid talking to at a party
Velociraptor- contraction  for a an unfortunate accident involving a tree as in "Millicent drove at such a velocity she warped he car round a tree"



 ginger

[EvilGinger]

what do you get if you cross a cow with a wallaby


A KangerMoo


& dont forget the Cheesy jokes event at Friends of Spirit Games on Sunday 31st of July



 Ginger

[Hard Rain]

I did 

But here is what would be my entry

How many sheep does it take to change a light bulb?

[CrazyFrog]

No idea, how many sheep, (Do I have to count them and fall asleep  )


I dont have OCD.

I've checked, 3 or 4 hundred times.

 

[EvilGinger]

Heard about the cow with bipolar disorder


She had terible MOOooDSwings


 Ginger

[Hard Rain]

Lets try again

Q how many sheep does it take to change a light bulb

A EWE will never guess